This is the sort of insult my son comes out with when I talk about football with him! So I thought I’d use that lovely observation to create a footballer for each of the teams at the European Championship in France. I will be updating this throughout the competition.
- Marouane Fellaini
- Zlatan
- Juanfran
- Marko Arnautovic
- Aron Gunnarsson
- Olcay Sahan
- Robert Lewandowski
- Anatoliy Tymoshchuk
- Gareth Bale
- Wayne Rooney
- Xherdan Shaqiri
- Vlad Chiriches
- Hugo Lloris
- Taulant Xhaka
- Vasili Berezutski
- Chris Baird
- Giorgio Chiellini
- Luka Modric
- Marek Hamsik
- Mesut Ozil
- Robbie Keane
- Ronaldo
- Zoltan Gera
- Petr Cech
- John O’Shea
- Martin Skrtel
- Olivier Giroud
- Pepe
- Stephan Lichtsteiner
- Thomas Vermaelen
- Vedran Corluka
- Arkadiusz Milik
- Balazs Dzsudzak
- Birkir Bjarnason
- Daniele de Rossi
- Gareth McAuley
- Gerard Pique
- Jamie Vardy
- Jerome Boateng
- Joe Ledley
- Antoine Griezmann
- Ashley Williams
- Jakub Blaszczykowski
- Ricardo Quaresma
- Eidur Gudjohnsen
- Graziano Pelle
- Joachim Low
- Eden Hazard
- Bastian Schweinsteiger
- Jonny Williams
- Laurent Koscielny
- Renato Sanches
- Nani
- Ngolo Kante
- Patrice Evra
- Paul Pogba
- Raphael Guerreiro
- Rui Patricio
- Samuel Umtiti
- William Carvalho
- Adrien Silva
- Bacary Sagna
- Blaise Matuidi
- Cedric
- Didier Deschamps
- Dimitri Payet
- Fernando Santos
- Joao Mario
- Jose Fonte
- Kingsley Coman