This is the sort of insult my son comes out with when I talk about football with him! So I thought I’d use that lovely observation to create a footballer for each of the teams at the European Championship in France. I will be updating this throughout the competition.
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- Marouane Fellaini
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- Zlatan
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- Juanfran
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- Marko Arnautovic
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- Aron Gunnarsson
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- Olcay Sahan
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- Robert Lewandowski
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- Anatoliy Tymoshchuk
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- Gareth Bale
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- Wayne Rooney
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- Xherdan Shaqiri
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- Vlad Chiriches
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- Hugo Lloris
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- Taulant Xhaka
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- Vasili Berezutski
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- Chris Baird
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- Giorgio Chiellini
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- Luka Modric
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- Marek Hamsik
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- Mesut Ozil
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- Robbie Keane
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- Ronaldo
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- Zoltan Gera
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- Petr Cech
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- John O’Shea
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- Martin Skrtel
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- Olivier Giroud
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- Pepe
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- Stephan Lichtsteiner
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- Thomas Vermaelen
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- Vedran Corluka
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- Arkadiusz Milik
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- Balazs Dzsudzak
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- Birkir Bjarnason
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- Daniele de Rossi
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- Gareth McAuley
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- Gerard Pique
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- Jamie Vardy
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- Jerome Boateng
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- Joe Ledley
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- Antoine Griezmann
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- Ashley Williams
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- Jakub Blaszczykowski
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- Ricardo Quaresma
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- Eidur Gudjohnsen
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- Graziano Pelle
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- Joachim Low
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- Eden Hazard
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- Bastian Schweinsteiger
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- Jonny Williams
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- Laurent Koscielny
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- Renato Sanches
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- Nani
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- Ngolo Kante
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- Patrice Evra
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- Paul Pogba
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- Raphael Guerreiro
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- Rui Patricio
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- Samuel Umtiti
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- William Carvalho
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- Adrien Silva
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- Bacary Sagna
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- Blaise Matuidi
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- Cedric
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- Didier Deschamps
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- Dimitri Payet
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- Fernando Santos
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- Joao Mario
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- Jose Fonte
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- Kingsley Coman