This is the sort of insult my son comes out with when I talk about football with him! So I thought I’d use that lovely observation to create a footballer for each of the teams at the European Championship in France. I will be updating this throughout the competition.
Marouane Fellaini
Zlatan
Juanfran
Marko Arnautovic
Aron Gunnarsson
Olcay Sahan
Robert Lewandowski
Anatoliy Tymoshchuk
Gareth Bale
Wayne Rooney
Xherdan Shaqiri
Vlad Chiriches
Hugo Lloris
Taulant Xhaka
Vasili Berezutski
Chris Baird
Giorgio Chiellini
Luka Modric
Marek Hamsik
Mesut Ozil
Robbie Keane
Ronaldo
Zoltan Gera
Petr Cech
John O’Shea
Martin Skrtel
Olivier Giroud
Pepe
Stephan Lichtsteiner
Thomas Vermaelen
Vedran Corluka
Arkadiusz Milik
Balazs Dzsudzak
Birkir Bjarnason
Daniele de Rossi
Gareth McAuley
Gerard Pique
Jamie Vardy
Jerome Boateng
Joe Ledley
Antoine Griezmann
Ashley Williams
Jakub Blaszczykowski
Ricardo Quaresma
Eidur Gudjohnsen
Graziano Pelle
Joachim Low
Eden Hazard
Bastian Schweinsteiger
Jonny Williams
Laurent Koscielny
Renato Sanches
Nani
Ngolo Kante
Patrice Evra
Paul Pogba
Raphael Guerreiro
Rui Patricio
Samuel Umtiti
William Carvalho
Adrien Silva
Bacary Sagna
Blaise Matuidi
Cedric
Didier Deschamps
Dimitri Payet
Fernando Santos
Joao Mario
Jose Fonte
Kingsley Coman
